HBO October schedule causes chaos

Friend, henchman, tech expert, weapons dealer

Well. That’s that mystery solved. You know. The one about my most visited page being completely unexpected, attracting an audience disinterested in anything else the blog had to say? Yeah. That one!

Yesterday, HBO, that staple of American entertainment, published its October schedule. Almost immediately, this little blog went into meltdown, as a tidal wave of American visitors hit, you guessed it, the mysteriously popular post. Coincidence?

Nope. Thanks to HBO, it has been the craziest couple of days here. I jest ye not!

You see, embedded within their Autumn movie schedule is “Deadpool“. That guy over there is Deadpool’s friend, ally, and all round good egg… one assumes, having never read the graphic novel nor seen the movie.

His name, you ask? Oh, yes. Weasel.

Who knew?!?

Hundreds (literally) of HBO subscribing, live action aficionados of the cult and graphic genre have been misdirected to read a short piece about my early ally, weasel. Lord only knows what went through their minds when confronted with that little “off topic” offering.

All that said, this revelation gives much hope for those wishing to misdirect readers to their blog in order to improve otherwise lack lustre statistics.

Now. What could possibly be the next big thing that isn’t yet a thing… I feel a post coming on…

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